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One: One Lovebird and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
Aphrodite, Metis, Perdix, and Perseus
Two girls are about to get the surprise of a lifetime when animals attack -- er, talk.

Two: Bathroom Ballistics!
Aphrodite, Cupid, Hades, Hephaestos, Metis, Perdix, Perseus, and Venustus
The battle between Graikos and Romanus begins in a most unlikely place...

Three: Again for the First Time
Hyperion, Livia, Neptune, and Phaeton
Age-old rivalries emerge as the Graikos and Romanus clash once again on the rooftops of Roanoke.

Four: Benign Bedlam
Aesculapius, Cupid, Livia, Neptune, Venustus
Dr. Doolittle never had it this bad.

A Gift to Posterity
Azrael, Odilo
The story behind a senshi is uncovered behind the fake wall of Leah's attic.

Five: (Untitled)
Azrael, Gawain, Odilo, Phoenix, Sarin
It will never finish. To summarize: Azrael and Odilo are at the mall. Phoenix is at the mall as well. Gawain swoops down to awaken Sarin and inform him and Phoenix that there are other senshi nearby. The four senshi meet in a short-lived but furious battle which ends when one of the sides retreats or they get tired. The end.

Six: What's Your Costume?
Bacchus, Julius, Perdix, Persephone
Halloween hijinks courtesy the Graikos and Romanus.

Seven: Nitrogen And Glycerine
Ariel, Draco, Hephaestos, Horologium, Sextans, Timocharis, Tycho
Fun, games and violence at the Roanoke Youth Science Fair. Minus the fun and games.

Plagosus Orbilius
Aphrodite, Hephaestos, Horologium, Sarin, Timocharis
For those of you not well-versed in Roman history, Orbilius was a Roman teacher. A mean one, at that.

555-6721, ext. 16
Hephaestos, Horologium
This is as close to phone sex as you will ever get in SMyth.

This is Goodbye
Ariel
Something important is missing from Amir's life...

Eight: Two Angels in Hand
Ariel, Seraphiel
Casper thought he had his whole world-view worked out, fa sho. Then he ran into a talking cat. 

Nine: Fortuna Favors the Bar
Bacchus, Fortuna, Julius
A perfect example of why you shouldn't drink and write.

The Parent Trap - Senshi Style
Bacchus, Persephone, Tyche, Clio
Love is in the air -- if Rayya and Wilma have anything to say about it.

In His Dreams
Metis, Perdix
Perdix can dream, can't he?

Ten: Hitting Jackpot
Aphrodite, Hephaestos, Perseus, Tyche
Gaze in awe as Jace holds a conversation with her shirt. What she's talking to is anyone's guess.

Meet the Parents
Hephaestos, Tyche
What do you do with a new friend who doesn't report you for making bomb threats?  Take him home to meet the folks, of course.

Purgatio
Hephaestos, Horologium
Tibby, Jace, and a little bistro. What can go right?

Eleven: Head First
El Greco, Hyperion, Phaeton, Sculptor
When Veta's involved, you can be sure you'll learn a few gritty lessons about life.

Twelve: Opposites Attract... and Sometimes Pummel Eachother
Aphrodite, Bacchus, Hyperion, Julius, Neptune, Perseus
Hyperion and Neptune meet once again. What more need be said?

Downtime
Bacchus, Julius, Neptune, Tyche
Rayya thanks Wade for saving her tail from Hyperion the other night.  In her own special way.  Caution - Contains nauseating sweetness, shameless flirting, and bitter pig comments.

Moving Day
Bacchus, Julius, Neptune
More sappy bonding, Romanus-style.  Rayya calls up her favorite big, strong male to help her redecorate her dorm room... The pig ends up in the closet and all is happy.

Thirteen: Third Star to the Left
Aeneas, Bacchus, Clio, Julius, Nike, Persephone, Urania
I bet you thought a plant festival would be safe, didn't you? So did Regina Vesper.

Here's to Chocolate
Bacchus, Urania
Proving that chocolate is the secret to happiness, Rayya and Regina have a good old fashioned bonding session.

Fourteen: the Plot Chickens...
Hecate, Horologium, Gemma, Medea, Metis, Perdix, Timocharis
Mardi Gras. The lights, the parades, the costumes... Some of these costumes aren't just decoration, though.

Gradarius
Hephaestos, Horologium
Snails are really conducive to sexual attraction.

Fifteen: the Cards You're Dealt
Azrael, Bacchus, Fortuna, Hades, Odilo, Tisiphone, Trajan
Hades discovers a very disturbing trend in her tarot cards, the significance of which will soon confront her on the battlefield.

Aftermath
Bacchus, Fortuna, Tisiphone
And just how -do- you cope with your actions?  Karma comes back to bite the Romanus.

Would You Like a Side of Graikos With Your Big Mac?
Aphrodite, Hephaestos, Hyperion, Metis, Perdix, Persephone, Perseus, Tyche
Following the events of Chapter Fourteen, the Graikos team gets together to discuss their plans.

Yo Hablo Espanol
Persephone, Tyche
Wilma has hit the bane of every high schooler's existence. Homework.  Where can a senshi find a flexible tutor?

Yo Quiero Romanus
Aeneas, Bacchus, Clio, Fortuna, Julius, Livia, Neptune, Tisiphone
And now the Romanus grace us with their fast food endorsement, only this meal is far grimmer than a picnic...

Worse Than In-Laws
Julius, Livia
These two guardians know what's right for their senshi.

Dave Thomas, We Salute You
Aldebaran, Draco, Gawain, Gemma, Phoenix, Tycho, Sculptor
Senshi, fast food restaurant, you know the drill.

Sixteen: All Quiet on the Downtown Front
Aeneas, Ariel, Beckett, Clio, Demantoid, Draco, Horologium, Julius, Leo, Livia, Metis, Nathanael, Neptune, Perdix, Timocharis, Tyche, Tycho
When an uneasy fear stirs the guardians of Roanoke to investigate, the senshi gather in downtown Roanoke, only to find a city thrown into chaos.

Dealing with Death
Metis
What do you do when the blood is on your hands?

Coffee Talk
Metis, Tyche
There's nothing like a good cuppa joe to facilitate war plans.

Seventeen: Objects at Rest
Hephaestos, Metis, Perdix, Sextans
Two senshi out on patrol are in for the battle of their lives.

Gather Ye Rosebuds
Demantoid, Metis, Perdix
One bird, one girl, and endless sorrow. Perdix grapples with a decision that will change the course of fate. Well, okay, so maybe just the rpg...

Pose for Me
Hephaestos, Tyche
Using the finest cheesecake in Roanoke, Jack bribes Jace into posing for his comic book... And it only gets weirder from there on in.

Eighteen: Hazing is Fun
Bacchus, Clio, Fortuna, Hecate, Hephaestos, Persephone, Thalia, Tyche
Hephaestos decides to introduce some 'newbie' Graikos to the fine art of Romanus-beating. The Romanus have other ideas.

Seven Minutes
Hephaestos, Tyche
Jace gets her own personal hazing.

Como Se Dice?
Persephone, Tyche
Round two of Adventures with Spanish. Wilma makes headway and Jack gets another dinner invitation.

Going Out With Style
Bacchus, Fortuna, Julius, Neptune, Thalia, Tisiphone, Trajan, Urania
Your history teacher told you the Romans knew how to party.  Witness the carnage first-hand.

Caleo
Hephaestos, Horologium, Perdix
He's leaving, and the British prude and the angry redhead are desperate.

Nineteen: Love is a Battlefield
Aphrodite, Demantoid, Hephaestos, Horologium, Metis, Perdix, Perseus, Seraphiel
As the school year draws to a close, it seems there is some unfinished business afoot. Season finale.

Summer Interlude
Get out your swimsuits, head to Smith Mountain Lake, or just lounge about at home in the air conditioning as you enjoy some nice, friendly summer fun.

Mortalitas
Hephaestos
He's dying, and so is she.

Starstruck at Starbucks
Aldebaran, Kokabel
What's a senshi got to do to get a cup of coffee around here?

Torqueo
Hephaestos
Thomas and Jace discuss life, death, the universe, and friends in past-tense.

False Starts
Ariel, Azrael, Bacchus, Cupid, Julius, Neptune, Urania, Seraphiel
A night of fine lines and aborted attempts, the Angelus and Romanus prove to have a most dysfunctional relationship.

Full Circle
Bacchus, Julius
Sometimes the hardest path is the one that brings you back to your roots.

Birds of a Feather
Hephaestos, Iapetus, Perseus, Tyche
Finding chance by luck, the real world can complicate being a senshi beyond anyone’s wildest dreams.

Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Ariel, Armers, Azrael, Clare, Gabriel, Metatron, Leo, Odilo
The Angelus try to get it together amongst some pretty pretty flowers.

SPF 9000
Bacchus, Fortuna, Gemma, Hecate , Tisiphone
When senshi hit the beach, it is almost like Baywatch… On acid.

First Move
Fortuna, Sculptor
Beer and sushi. When it comes to Gwyn and Veta, it's all about beer and sushi.

Miss Fortunate
Crius , Hyperion, Neptune , Phaeton
Cleopatra Infeliz, this is your new life.  Your host will be Surfer Boy and Lizard.

No More Nightmares
Hephaestos, Tyche
Jace reveals a secret... and it's all going to be okay. Right?

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