Subj: [smyth1] Latin story already done
Date: 1/9/01 10:47:15 PM Pacific Standard Time
From: jace@fierydeath.net
To: admeapiett@aol.com
'Cause I already wrote it, ha, ha, ha. This is the cool version 'cause the rest of you are all retarded and couldn't write a COOL
story to save your lives, especially Tami, all she does is do retarded stuff, but anyway, here's the REALLY COOL version -
The Latin Story
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(The scene is in a CLASSROOM. JACE is in the middle, looking HOT and SEXY like always. LETA and SOPHIE are on either side of her, being
STUPID and DUMB as usual. RAVI sits at the back eating OCELOT remains, because that's what RAVI does anyway.)
SOPHIE: This is Latin class. Shouldn't we be doing latin?
LETA: But latin makes my brain hurt! Waaah! Save me, Squall!
JACE: You want Latin? I'll give you latin, retards!
*JACE stands and recites ONE-WINGED ANGEL because she's COOL*
LETA: Oooooh.
SOPHIE: Aaaaah.
RAVI: .....
*TIBBY comes in wearing a TUTU*
*JACE defeats him with COOL NINJA MOVES*
*Everyone worships her*
THE END
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See, wasn't that cooler than anything you could come up with? Man, I should begin writing the whole RPG or something. You guys all suck.
I'm off to find me some Hershey's Kisses.
Tami: *Tied up at the back of the room with a gag in her mouth* Mmmmph! Mmmmppphhh!!
- Jace