the Legend
new stories marked with *

One: Perfect Strangers
Heimdall, Hodr, Sigurd, Gudrun
Two girls, two critters, twice the mayhem!  Discover a whole new meaning for "a religious experience."

A Room with a View
Heimdall, Hodr
How can you learn more about your fellow senshi? Ask them to move in with you, of course!

Two: The Potter and the Priest
Ay, Geb, Khnum
The hunt for a birthday gift leads to an encounter in a dark alley with a badger and then things get really freaky.

Three: Riptide
Aethra, Diana, Poseidon
Sailor Diana and Poseidon go head-to-head, and Diana learns the exact price of defeat.
Warning: Non-consensual nondescriptive sexual activity. Oh, and evilness. Plenty of that.

Four: Save The Night
Amata, Euterpe, Menes, Nun, Pluto
The alliance between the Kemets and the Romanus is re-forged through Nyssa, Eric, and an abortive attempt to wake a Soros.

Five: Raincheck, Please
Ajax, Ares, Luonnotar, Pluto
Continuing on Roanoke's proud tradition of fighting in bathrooms, the Noord, Romanus and Graikos have a showdown in... a bathroom. Bet you didn't see that coming.

Six: When Derek Met Gally
Ajax, Ares, Polyphemus
Galina stumbles across Polyphemus, and discovers the stunning fact that both Graikos are gorgeous blondes. Unfortunately, Ajax interrupts before any sort of faking-orgasm scene. Sorry.

Seven: Transferred Malice
Diana, Geb, Heimdall, Hodr, Menes, Nun, Nut
A new Kemet is awoken and joins forces with two others and a Romanus ally to battle their ancient Noord enemies. But what is the meaning behind the war to the new confused recruit?

Eight: Parallel Lives
Diana, Hodr, Lucretia
Sailor Diana and Hodr go one-on-one, but not in the way that ancient Diana would prefer.

Stick To Your Guns
Ay, Diana, Geb, Lucretia, Nun, Nut, Menes
The Kemets and the lone Romanus meet up in civilian form. Willow's preachy, Nyssa's angry, Lucretia reveals a secret - and Adam's got a lot to deal with.

In The Still Of The Night
Diana, Lucretia, Polyphemus
Shakespeare, master/slave submission, and the art of careful torture-kink - just another night for Nell and Derek.
Warning: NC/NG sexual activity, abuse, incest, and cute blonde guys.

Nine: Like A Thief In The Night
Hodr, Magni
The war of the gods makes for strange acquaintances. All you 1980’s television shows, eat your heart out.

Noords Go A-Roaming
Balder, Hodr, Huginn, Muninn, Odin, Ottar
Odin and Balder finally meet up with Hodr. Nasty cat jokes fly free and easy.

Coffee, Tea or Ay?
Ay, Bastet, Geb, Khnum
Funny how an innocent desire for a cup of coffee can bugger up your day.
Ten: Words Of Wisdom
Bastet, Bragi, Geb, Hodr, Gudrun
Love at first sight? Propositions in an alleyway? All in a day’s work for some senshi.

First Bastard's Club
Diana, Lucretia, Mercury, Polyphemus
Nunzio and Derek meet and have the immediate impulse to be bestest buds for the rest of their lives. On the other hand, this also inadvertently leads to gypsy porn and talking insects. You can't have 'em all.

It’s 10PM, Do You Know Where Your Children Are?
Balder, Hodr
Sometimes being a senshi is like being a babysitter… Only not so much.

Inner Sanctum
Diana, Geb, Hodr

Some things are discovered and a loose end tied up when Nell allows someone not possessing two x chromosomes into her apartment.

Eleven: Waterlogged
Aethra, Fafnir, Gerda, Poseidon
Things go badly wrong for Gerda when he meets up with one of the more notorious Graikos late at night.

Twelve: The Dark and the Light
Bastet, Fafnir, Gerda, Hodr
Can polar opposites work together? And would a mole resent a hummingbird?

Help Wanted
Gerda, Khnum
Rafael's in luuurve... with a fifteen-year-old boy. This can't be good.

Thirteen: Hunger for Earth
Ares, Geb, Khnum, Polyphemus
Who says mud masks do wonders for one’s complexion?

Fourteen: Opening the Box
Ajax, Ares, Jason, Pandora, Polyphemus, Psyche
Sometimes, you just have to let your curiosity lead you by the nose.

Fifteen: Boy's Night Out
Bastet, Bragi, Diana
'Dagio's new project may turn out to be more than he had bargained for.

Sixteen: Dust To Dust
Ay, Geb, Seth
What do you get when you add a mangy badger to an angry, angry young woman? Truckloads of trouble, that's what.

You Must Remember This
Bragi, Erato, Eros, Psyche

A kiss is just a kiss... Adagio and Maya meet up unexpectedly to address the problem of Lalasa. Sparks fly. Or something.

Seventeen: Ready To Rumble
Balder, Heimdall, Hodr, Geb, Khnum, Nun, Nut
Some kids just don’t play very nice on the playground.

Patching Up And Breaking Down
Ay, Geb, Khnum, Nut, Seth

First aid and philosophy and clay dust – not the most soothing of environments.

Eighteen: All Cats Go To Hel
Bastet, Hel, Gunnar, Gerda, Fafnir
A vicious encounter in the dark proves why the buddy system is best.

Nineteen: Sex And Spite
Diana, Discordia, Geb, Lucretia, Mercury
Well, there's no sex, but there's lots of spite when Stavros meets a certain little bumblebee. We just put in the sex so you'd read it.

Crossing Paths
Discordia, Erato, Juvenal, Polyhymnia

Never believe people when they tell you that exercise is good for you.

Hanging By A Thread
Balder, Ottar, Urd

Cats and old people don't mix - even when the old people in question are the reincarnations of Norns. And what do you mean, boar?

In The Market For A Romanus
Erato, Polyhymnia, Pluto, Amata, Juvenal

On a shopping spree, sometimes you find something you hadn’t even been looking for.

Love's Awakening
Eros, Jason, Psyche

It's never fun when your little sister turns out to be the senshi of lust.

Twenty: Out Walking
Ares, Hodr, Luonnotar, Psyche
In the dead of night and the blink of an eye, chance meetings can turn violent.

Revelation By Dawn
Eos, Gerda, Khnum

Faced with competition, what's a young Spanish guy to do? Whine and bitch and take cheap pot shots, of course.

Twenty-One: As God Is Her Witness
Lucretia, Mercury, Parthenope, Polyphemus
Doing the work of the Lord can get complicated quickly, especially when you're being assisted by a total sleazebag Nunzio Moreno.

Purely By Accident
Eos, Mercury

Proving that a man makes his own fortune, Nunzio Moreno tries a new method of earning a date with Elena Healy.

Twenty-Two: The Truth About Cats And Dogs
Aethra, Bastet, Gerda, Hodr, Huginn, Odin, Muninn, Poseidon
When you're out of the frying pan and into the fire, hope that the frying pan and the fire don't like each other.

Twenty-Three: The Power Of Suggestion
Bragi, Eos, Hodr, Pandora
Bragi learns the easy way that some of those sparkly magical powers can nab you chicks! Especially if the chicks are nymphomaniac dawn goddesses.

My Cousin Vinny
Eos, Cephalus, Narcissus

Some of us have cousins who mooch around our house, eat our food, steal our shampoo and end up wearing tight, sparkly outfits...

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Diana, Polyphemus

...some of us don't.

Twenty-Four: Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread
Geb, Hathor, Khnum, Menes, Nun
Family feuds collide with the reincarnation business as a deadly family enemy to the Fabrizios becomes Sailor Hathor. Adam reveals a secret; Rafe agonizes.

The Eight-Year Gulf
Gerda, Khnum

Sometimes love don't feel like it should.

Twenty-Five: When You Say Nothing At All
Isis, Cleopatra, Khepri
Ciano, wake up and smell your destiny!

Money Flirts*
Magni, Polyphemus

The young and rich dine well in Rome. I hate the young. And the rich.

Twenty-Six: Hunting For A Bargain
Discordia, Psyche, Artemis, Jason
Looking for a good book, Ramakeele gets lost in the section on mythology.

Twenty-Seven: A Trip To The Zoo, And The Strange Creatures
Discordia, Erato, Fafnir, Gerda, Gunnar, Hel, Polyhymnia
This is what it's like when doves cry. And by doves I mean hummingbirds. And hedgehogs. And, like, Stavros. The monkeys don't take part.

Twenty-Eight: Cold Day In Hell*
Gunnar, Hel, Urd
Do old ladies and female firefighters mix? Who gives a damn, because Coy is going to MIX IT UP and BREAK IT DOWN anyway. Also includes the Passion of Sister Mary Clarice.

Twenty-Nine: Big Night Out*
Eos, Lucretia, Mercury, Narcissus, Parthenope
Elena and Zio come to the close of another sweet date, and decide to celebrate afterwards by beating the holy crap out of each other. Cenzo rediscovers his love for pineapple upside-down cake. Enza kicks arse for the Lord. (badly.)